The Token for Those Who Skip Leg Day
Welcome to the most unbalanced token in crypto! 💪
Built by gym bros, for gym bros who somehow forgot about their lower body.
We're the token that represents every gym-goer who has perfect biceps but can't squat their own body weight.
Born from the funniest gym meme ever. No utility, no roadmap, just pure unbalanced muscle humor.
Join thousands of gym bros who understand the struggle of having chicken legs but massive arms.
- Every $NOGLUTES holder, every day
Our official motto since 2024
The $NOGLUTES physique
Excuse #247 for skipping leg day
You're a true $NOGLUTES holder!
We're a community united by our shared commitment to upper body excellence and our collective forgetfulness about everything below the waist.